Here comes Big Foot

out of the Red woods

northern california

trying to make it in the Hollywoods

Hooking up with Snookie

She thought he was a Wookiee

Said hey Chewbacca

You know I'm gonna rock ya

Across the Serengeti

meeting up with Yeti

Sitting on a mountain top

eating sugar coco pops

Abominable snowman

ridding in a mini van

gonna buy a diamond swatch

give it to his Sasquatch

Headed for a Scottish loch

Listening to the sounds of Spock

Eating Red Lobster

Hangin' with the monster

It always gets messy

When you rollin' with the Nessy

In the water frackin'

Run into the Kraken

Sea monsters throw down

Gonna be a show down

I'm not looking for a fight

Think I'll call it a night